Hi I'm Audrey!
I reblog/post whatever I like, there really is no theme to this blog. It's generally stuff that makes me laugh, go "awww!", and "hot damn!". Sooo you'll get a kick out of following me, promise. ;)
Oh and unless stated, nothing I post belongs to me/was created by me.
Enjoy!
| *scary-ass demon lady appears in the woods* | |
| Dad: | I would've dropped a load right there. |
| *demon lady comes up to the window and screams* | |
| Dad: | CLEANUP IN AISLE 5 |
| *demon lady continues to scare my father* | |
| Dad: | jEEEEESUS SOMEBODY GET ME NEW UNDERWEAR |
| god: | hey baby |
| god: | did it hurt |
| god: | when you fell from heaven? |
| satan: | you're a fucking dick |
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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happy leaf erickson day
hinga dinga durgen
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@11 hours ago with 11084 notesimagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
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Talking about the one thing he’d get to keep from the HP sets after filming got done.
Interviewer: Will it makes its way to the Radcliffe’s then?
Dan: By any means necessary. What’s the saying? “It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.” So I might just take them.
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